Felix Rogin

The Jesus written about in the new testament is sort of a collage, many many of the miracles and the details of his life - the kind of things he would put on his curriculum vitae or resume - these are repeat stories. Whether there was in fact a historical Jesus or not - our sources indicate that he was a witch or a sorcerer and a guy that had his eyes on the ladies, and not the greatest guy in the world, and we don’t think he’s coming back.