George Walker Bush

Bush travels around Illinois and Michigan pushing for tort reform. He says that many class action lawsuits should be handled by the federal court system rather than the state to reduce insurance premiums for patients and doctors. One of his main talking points was on how asbestos lawsuits are bankrupting companies, and how many of people filing the lawsuits have minor medical conditions. He failed to state how preventing the suing of big corporations on ground of asbestos illnesses will save the common person any money.

McConnell writes a book “Lustful Utterances” that states: “In 1984 I watched George W. Bush enthusiastically and expertly perform a homosexual act on another man, one Victor Ashe,” “Ashe is the current U.S. ambassador to Poland; and he too should come out, like former New Jersey Gov. James McGreevy, and admit to being a gay American.” “Other homo-erotic acts were also performed by then-private citizen George W. Bush. I know this because I performed one of them on him myself.”

Based on a false confession from an unknown al-Qaeda member (later known to be Ibn al-Sheikh al-Libi) Bush gives a speech declaring that “We’ve learned that Iraq has trained al-Qaeda members in bomb making and poisons and deadly gases.”

The United States claiming that Iraq had trained members of al-Qaeda how to make bombs, bio-weapons, and was involved in the attacks of 9-11 (all lies) launches it’s attack against the country.

Eight months after the attacks of 911 the white house administration admitted that two weeks prior to the attacks Bush received notification in his morning CIA intelligence briefing that Osama bin Laden would attempt to hijack United States planes.

In his new book Bush admits ’Damn Right’ that he personally ordered the waterboarding of prisoners. This included Khalid Sheik Mohammed the supposed master mind of 911 attacks. This is an admission of guilt of war crimes against humanity lined out by the Geneva Convention.

In a trip to Haiti after the earthquake with Bill Clinton and George Bush Jr. are shaking people’s hands. After Bush shakes a black person’s hand he pulls his hand back in disgust, and slyly wipes his hand down the arm of Clinton’s shirt.

Bush claims he was not a racist in his book, and says Kanye West saying Bush don’t care about black people after hurricane Katrina was the low point of his presidency.

When a fast moving cloud was spotted on radar Bush was taken to a bunker under the White House, and Cheney was taken to an undisclosed location.

The anti-aircraft battery was put on ready status, and a Black Hawk helicopter was dispatched to check out the cloud which turned out just to be a cloud.

The alert lasted about twenty minutes and then the president and vice-president were released from their safe places.